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Top Ten Movies….?

Now that Trump has won the presidency, and America has officially reached DOOM II: Hell On Earth status, I’m ready for a Pain Elemental to come and fucking kill me. Because really. Donald fucking Trump is going to be president. In celebration of this monumental failure of Democracy, I’m going to count down the Top Ten Worst movies of all…

Celebrity Presidential Debate 3: Vivacious in Vegas

TIG: WHO IS READY FOR THE DEBATE!? DP: I’m ready for a history of the Debate Commission! Let’s get those old white dudes up there! DP: Hillary is in the house! DP: Here we go! The ACTION! DP: This debate finally came out west. To…..LAS VEGAS! This debate commission should be introduced by Don King. And then Hillary should bite off Trump’s…

Eat and Drink PDX: A Memoir

A friend is traveling to Portland soon, and I told her I would compile a list of my favorite PDX places to eat and drink.  The list is hardly exhaustive, and it’s mostly just places I either got drunk or ate breakfast while hungover.  I haven’t visited a lot of these places in over a decade, so maybe don’t hang…

TV Shows Set in LA and NY by Decade

I recently moved to Burbank, California.  I like Burbank – it’s got a great history of television production, it’s relatively clean, and it’s in The Valley (As in The All Valley Karate Championship). Figure 1 – Sweep the leg. While I moved the 40 or so miles to Burbank, my job did not move with me, and I’m now driving…

Democratic Convention Day 1: In which we mostly talk about politics with this on in the background

    TIG: Ben Todd Jealous is the first person I see aside from some guy.   The whole ordeal sounds sort of amateur hour because of the bad sound mixing. Bernie guy kicking it off. Jesus, a shot of the audience is immediately much more diverse DP: DNC music is SO much better than than the RNC music.  Not surprisingly. TIG: He’s…

Week in Review

Monday Closed for America’s Birthday Tuesday “Hillary unleashed ISIS across the Middle East!” From Politico DP: That’s…so absurd. Qmusing: I always like how America is responsible for all world affairs. TIG: It’s her email server that unleashed ISIS DP: I can’t believe that the FBI refuses to prosecute CROOKED HILLARY! Her private server email address was HillDog@isis.biz how could she have been SO IRRESPONSIBLE??…