Fort Awsome 8.10.2018 – 8.11.2018 Tillamook National Forest, Oregon 45.53.6799, -123.539003 Team: KK, CK, AK, MK, CM, VK, JK, LM Expedition Notes: Impending doom in the forecast MK’s first camping trip Camp Oopy Doopy clear cut A friendly camp guide NPC suggested Jordan Creek to the first wave of explorers Fort Awsome founded Team JK&L followed a trail of notes…
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Expedition: Grandfather Salmon Camp
Grandfather Salmon Camp 9.24.2016 – 9.25.2016 Mt Hood National Forest, Oregon 45.377515, -121.851779 Team: KK, CK, AK, VK, JK Expedition Notes: KK feels a pull to the East rather than the North “I cant wait to murder everyone in the woods. Oops. Mistext.” – CK “The ultimate game of post mortem.” – KK “I will have a camp story to tell…
Expedition: Merlin Lake Day
Merlin Lake Day 7.17.2016 Lake Merwin, Washington 45.962598, -122.544166 (approx) Team: KK, CK, AK, VK, JK, SL, ML, AL KK is the red haired girl, CK is Laverne, the girl who gets molested by Randy while she’s asleep. CK & JK venture out early in search of provisions, VK & KK were thankful. Team traveled to Merlin Lake, saw horse…
Expedition: The Brand New Camp
The Brand New Camp Panther Creek, Gifford Pinchot Forest, Washington 45.843018, -121.860590 (approx) Team: VK, JK, CK, KK, AK Expedition Notes: Edgar Winter soothsayer Bridge Gods required one dollar in sacrifice. You will be arrested and your car pushed off the bridge if you don’t pay! Gobbler’s Knob The K family successfully scouted a spot early, next to Panther Creek.…
I want my N.H.L. (to the tune of Dire Straits, “I want my MTV”)
Is Soccer boring? Yes. But I am happy that the Timbers won the MLS Cup. More on that in a sec. I’m not done bashing the sport. If you know how to run, you’ve learned the basic mechanics of the sport. You kick a ball. Sorry, but a sport with such limited skill-sets just doesn’t interest me to a competitive…
Juice Boxes and Participation Trophies
There’s no more rubbing dirt on a wound. Instead it’s gallons of Purell. There’s no more sunflower seeds. Instead you gotta stay hydrated with sports drinks. There’s no more giving it your all and leaving it out on the field. Instead you take it home with a trophy. A participation trophy. I used to have a Snickers after a game…