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Trump Speaks to Congress

Process: I fucking hate this shit.  Paul Ryan and his entitlement reform can go suck a fucking fat cock.  Must be nice to know you won’t ever have to use medicare and social security because you’re wealthy. Let’s give even more tax breaks to the wealthy and cut the shit out of Social Security and Medicare.  I’m so glad we got…

Trump’s Administration Picks

White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus Previous Job: Chairman of the Republican National Party Cons: This mother-fucker was about to be railroaded out of office like the charlatan he is.  He more or less ran the party into the ground, then eagerly licked Trump’s hands in desperation, even going so far as to back Trump up when it came to…

Round Table: Pick Your Seven

V-Day: You’re being banished to an island with no means of communication. You’re allowed to bring 7 movies, songs and books each. What will be your choices? We’re assuming that there’s a Lost style bunker where you have everything you need for basic survival and can watch movies. DP: I was just falling asleep in my office. Finally something interesting to do!…

2016: A Terrible Beauty is Bored (Debate 2)

DP: What a complete circus the GOP has become… Process: I love how Cruz rode in on the Tea Party wave, taking an anti establishment stance but   was then devoured by the same sentiment he had stoked for appeal.  Like some unholy/unwilling John the Baptist for Trump-Christ. I also love how the Republican party is reaping what it sowed.  Trump is…

2016: A Terrible Beauty is Bored (VP Debate)

TIG: So do you think the debate will be half as exciting as this ad implies? DP: Oh, I’m in.  That ad is the best- “Men suspected of crimes DO NOT DESERVE DEFENSE!” TIG: Also, I also learned that Pence is both Catholic and Evangelical Protestant DP: Like peanut butter and jelly…   This pre-game debate commission update is possibly the most boring thing I’ve…

2016: A Terrible Beauty is Bored (Debate 1)

DP: They were trying to bait Bernie into trashing Hillary.  Bernie didn’t have any of that shit. TIG: Let’s be honest, it’s probably not a coincidence that we stopped doing these and then Trump’s numbers surged without our calm hand there DP: It’s true.  Our coverage was uniquely Fair and Balanced. Jeffery Lord: Things to look for tonight, The Phantom of The Source,…

Democratic Convention Day 1: In which we mostly talk about politics with this on in the background

    TIG: Ben Todd Jealous is the first person I see aside from some guy.   The whole ordeal sounds sort of amateur hour because of the bad sound mixing. Bernie guy kicking it off. Jesus, a shot of the audience is immediately much more diverse DP: DNC music is SO much better than than the RNC music.  Not surprisingly. TIG: He’s…