The Willing Destruction of Self Belief in Bonapartism II

I’ve been asked a few times how I was able to predict a Trump victory.  First and foremost, I did not.  I merely mapped out the conditions in the United States and how they were similar to when a similar demagogue was able to pull out unexpected electoral victories. Second, I am not the first to say that Trump is…

Trump’s Administration Picks

White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus Previous Job: Chairman of the Republican National Party Cons: This mother-fucker was about to be railroaded out of office like the charlatan he is.  He more or less ran the party into the ground, then eagerly licked Trump’s hands in desperation, even going so far as to back Trump up when it came to…

Top Ten Movies….?

Now that Trump has won the presidency, and America has officially reached DOOM II: Hell On Earth status, I’m ready for a Pain Elemental to come and fucking kill me. Because really. Donald fucking Trump is going to be president. In celebration of this monumental failure of Democracy, I’m going to count down the Top Ten Worst movies of all…

Round Table: Pick Your Seven

V-Day: You’re being banished to an island with no means of communication. You’re allowed to bring 7 movies, songs and books each. What will be your choices? We’re assuming that there’s a Lost style bunker where you have everything you need for basic survival and can watch movies. DP: I was just falling asleep in my office. Finally something interesting to do!…

Celebrity Presidential Debate 3: Vivacious in Vegas

TIG: WHO IS READY FOR THE DEBATE!? DP: I’m ready for a history of the Debate Commission! Let’s get those old white dudes up there! DP: Hillary is in the house! DP: Here we go! The ACTION! DP: This debate finally came out west. To…..LAS VEGAS! This debate commission should be introduced by Don King. And then Hillary should bite off Trump’s…

2016: A Terrible Beauty is Bored (Debate 2)

DP: What a complete circus the GOP has become… Process: I love how Cruz rode in on the Tea Party wave, taking an anti establishment stance but   was then devoured by the same sentiment he had stoked for appeal.  Like some unholy/unwilling John the Baptist for Trump-Christ. I also love how the Republican party is reaping what it sowed.  Trump is…

2016: A Terrible Beauty is Bored (VP Debate)

TIG: So do you think the debate will be half as exciting as this ad implies? DP: Oh, I’m in.  That ad is the best- “Men suspected of crimes DO NOT DESERVE DEFENSE!” TIG: Also, I also learned that Pence is both Catholic and Evangelical Protestant DP: Like peanut butter and jelly…   This pre-game debate commission update is possibly the most boring thing I’ve…