Juke’s Top Ten Worst Songs Evah!

Broken records on the floor of a warehouseAny list about an art form is subjective. The list below may not make your ears bleed as bad as mine but I think we’re all in agreement that some of these choice cuts are something you could play at Guantanamo to get a confession.

There are classic horrible songs like; We Built This City by Starship or Friday by Rebecca Black. Rebecca Black is just a kid so she gets a tad bit of a pass. It’s like Hanson’s Mmm Bop or anything by Aaron Carter, these are minors and can’t be held to the same let’s burn-them-at-the-stake ideal as adults. Barbie Girl by Aqua (and other foreign acts) get a pass because of them being foreign. If a song sucks, and Barbie Girl does suck, I can usually be less pissed by them being foreign. Canada is too close for that rule. Being Canadian just hurts your cred a tad right out of the gate.

Ghost B.C.

Spotify shared a new list called “Discover Weekly” to my profile. This playlist is comprised of similar artists I listened to the week prior. I was introduced to this interesting band. Hailing from Sweden, they’re all about hailing Satan with their unique retro metal vibe and killer stage presence.

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The Fight of the Century

With so much focus on today’s BIG FIGHT between Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and Manny Pacquiao, I thought I’d take a minute to recognize another fight that’s going on.  The TRUE fight of the century.  It’s the fight between me and that goddamn bird that keeps waking me up at two o’clock in the goddamn morning. Hey bird- WTF??  Why are…