There’s no more rubbing dirt on a wound. Instead it’s gallons of Purell. There’s no more sunflower seeds. Instead you gotta stay hydrated with sports drinks. There’s no more giving it your all and leaving it out on the field. Instead you take it home with a trophy. A participation trophy. I used to have a Snickers after a game…
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The Sam Harris v. Noam Chomsky v. George Monbiot THREE-WAY Cage Match (and the post-match analysis by The Falls Society that the American people have been BEGGING for)
The following conversation took place between esteemed members of The Falls Society DP, The Immortal Goon, Q Musing, and Process. In this conversation we reference three articles. The first article is an interview of atheist(I guess…?) Sam Harris by Salon. The second article is a published correspondence between Sam Harris and notable political commentator(read: DANGEROUS SOCIALIST) Noam Chomsky. The third article is a…
GOP Debate #4: Fuck, this is still going on?
Much of this has become redundant and may be replaced later.
Republican Debate #2: An Elephant Never Forgets
Much of this has become redundant and may be replaced later.
Beneath The Recessional of The Apes by Dr. Rudyard Zaius
Great Ape of our fathers, known of old— Gorilla of our far-flung battle line— Beneath whose stinking paw we hold Dominion over palm and banana— Great Ape of Hosts, be with us yet, Lest we forget—lest we forget! The net throwing and the shouting dies— The Orangutans and the Gorillas depart— Still stands Thine Ape sacrifice, An humble and a contrite…
The Culvert by C.V.
If you were fortunate enough to have at least one stable, loving and selfless parent, consider yourself fortunate. This person has taught you a lot of things, none of which are more important than wiping your own ass. Being bipedal animals we have been blessed with buttocks and these rotund muscles require quite a sophisticated maintenance procedure; one that…
Colonizing the Solar System and the Cosmic Manifest Destiny
I was taking a bath and perusing my Twitter feed earlier today, as the unemployed geologist is wont to do, when I came across an interesting argument. Essentially, this person, a woman who blogs for Scientific American, was claiming that the calls for colonization of Mars are inspired by the same white privilege that drove the colonization of the Americas…