{"id":685,"date":"2014-09-11T02:30:42","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T02:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefallssociety.com\/?p=685"},"modified":"2014-09-11T02:46:24","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T02:46:24","slug":"apparently-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefallssociety.com\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"Apparently Kid Does Not Watch The News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"&quot;Apparently&quot; This Kid is Awesome, Steals the Show During Interview\" width=\"770\" height=\"433\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rz5TGN7eUcM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Reporter: Hold on a second. What did you think about the ride?<\/p>\n<p>NR: It was great. And apparently I\u2019ve never been on live television before.<br \/>\nBut, apparently sometimes I don\u2019t watch the \u2013 I don\u2019t watch the news<br \/>\nBecause I\u2019m a kid<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nAnd apparently every time \u2013 apparently grandpa just gives me the remote<br \/>\nAfter we watch the Powerball<\/p>\n<p>R: Tell me about the ride, what did you think about the ride?<\/p>\n<p>NR: Well it was great!<br \/>\nBecause, apparently you are spinning around<br \/>\nAnd apparently every time you get dizzy<br \/>\nIs s&#8217;alls you do is get dizzy<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 Is it fun.<\/p>\n<p>NR: Yeah. And I\u2019ve never ever been on live television<br \/>\nI\u2019ve never ever been on live television<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 Are you excited?<\/p>\n<p>NR:\u00a0 Yeah! And apparently I already went down the Super Slide<br \/>\nWhen I went down one, I was scared half to death<br \/>\nI just freak out.<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 Wait, I need his name? Hold up, Yep, I\u2019m just going to ask him what\u2019s his name?<\/p>\n<p>NR:\u00a0 Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Grandpa: Noah!<\/p>\n<p>R: Noah<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 What\u2019s your last name?<\/p>\n<p>NR:\u00a0 Deck Ritter<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 How do you spell \u2013 how do you spell his last name?<\/p>\n<p>Grandpa: Ritter: R.I.T.T.E.R.<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 Okay. Where are you guys from?<\/p>\n<p>Grandpa: Woodsberry<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 Woodsberry, alright, buddy! Good stuff, have fun!<\/p>\n<p>NR: Apparently, unusually, I\u2019m from 3 different towns.<\/p>\n<p>R:\u00a0 Alright.<\/p>\n<p>NR: That is: My dads town, Tom Jersey&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Transcribed by The Falls Society<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">&nbsp; Reporter: Hold on a second. What did you think about the ride? NR: It was great. And apparently I\u2019ve never been on live television before. 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